THE COPY AND PASTE MASTER SHEET

Not feeling very creative? Can't find the words to say? Afraid you might say the wrong thing? Tired of typing the same damn thing over and over again as you go board surfing? Look no further, here are some very simple things you can copy and paste online to help you out.

To use when linking the site:

Check out the official Scrub Club web site, damn it! http://www.scrubclubrecords.com

To use when linking the site (Goofy alternative):

Puppets, Wilford Brimley, Nintendo, Hot Chicks, Hip Hop and Ninjas! http://www.scrubclubrecords.com

To use as a signature on your message board or in your online profiles:

I'm a Scrub Club Soldier, down for life. We do it for the love, not for the money. Come check out this project to see how music will survive after The Collapse: http://www.scrubclubrecords.com

A simple generic message board post:

What up, y'all? I'm a Street Soldier from Scrub Club Records. If you have some time, check out their website at http://www.scrubclubrecords.com for some of the most original and truthful music you're ever bound to find.

If you like what you hear, on Scrub Club's page, you will also find over 1,600 pictures, 65+ totally free MP3s, wallpapers, contests, merchandise, a huge online rpg, and a lot more crap to keep you from getting bored.

We do it for the love, not for the money! Come see how we will all survive after The Collapse... This ain't your typical bullshit.

Come and support our movement to keep music alive!

Thanks guys! Take it easy.

A simple gaming message board post (Can also be used on other boards, too):

What up, y'all? I'm a Street Soldier from Scrub Club Records. If you have some time, check out their website at http://www.scrubclubrecords.com for some of the most original and truthful music you're ever bound to hear.

They have a new album called "8Bit Bullshit" where their artist MadHatter takes old Nintendo beats, scraps and remixes them, then flows like he's the character in each game! I know other people have tried to emulate NES beats into music, and there's plenty of horrible attempts out there. But Hatter is a lyrical vet and professional artist, so this stuff is for real!

On the site, you can download the entire album for FREE including "Ganon Slayer," the Zelda track, and "Unstoppable" for all you Gauntlet fans out there! A lot of other classics are covered too. It's insane!

If you like what you hear, on Scrub Club's page, you will also find over 1,600 pictures, 65+ totally free MP3s, wallpapers, contests, merchandise, a huge online rpg, and a lot more crap to keep you from getting bored.

We do it for the love, not for the money! Come see how we will all survive after The Collapse... This ain't your typical bullshit. Come and support our movement to keep music alive!

Thanks guys! Take it easy.

FINAL NOTE

Please make sure you are friendly with your conduct and realize that you may be the first impression of Scrub Club to new people. Hopefully these simple copy and pasters will get you started. Be creative if you want, just make sure and get people to the site!

Always be polite! Nobody likes an asshole, asshole!

Much love and respect
MadHatter and the rest of Scrub Club Records, family, and friends