THE GORGEOUS SOUTHERN SHORTY OUT OF BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA

STATS AND OTHER OFFICIAL INFO

Modeling Agency Represented: No official agency, although if one wants to pick me up, I'm pretty lightweight
Age: 25
Height: Shorter than you think
Eyes: Brown / Hazel
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Languages: English and a bit of Italian
Experience: Been modeling since 1999 for anyone who makes legit offers. Hopefully I won't get killed.
Available for: Pictures, a little Q & A and friends

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FAVORITES AND RANDOM DETAILS:

Favorite Scrub Club track: I don't know if I can pick a favorite, especially with the music because I can shake my butt to just about anything Scrub Club comes up with. The members along with the music and art blow me away!

Books: Milk and Cheese, Bone, Arsenic Lullaby, Ren and Stimpy

Musicians: Elvis Costello, ACDC, Eels, Scientists, Steve Miller, Kinks, CCR, Bangs, Thermals, Eyeliners, Operation Ivy, Panic Buttons, Bill Withers, Percy Sledge, James Brown, Van Morrison, Bangles, SuperCharger, Pixies, Elevators, Wire - Turbonegro, Thomas Function, Elvis, The Drags, Faint, Plimsouls, Three Happening Guys, Hutch and Kathy, Communique, Talking Heads, Cure, Retards, Dirtys, Rezillos, and Boris the Sprinkeler

Movies: Horror, Comedy, Action (GUNS, GUNS, GUNS! BANG, BANG! ZIP LINE! CAR CHASES! MAN!), and Cartoons... That's all I know. And documentaries

Artist: Ken McIntyre. He's amazing at animation, art, t-shirts, and... well... being amazing. Check him out on Newgrounds and at www.kenmcintyre.com He's in LA right now animating for Tim & Eric's Amazing Show Good Job

Photographers: Andy Wilkins

Games: I have an N64, PlayStation 2, 8Bit Nintendo, Super Nintendo, and a Game Boy Advance. Most recently, I've been playing Marc Ekko's "Getting Up," and it's pretty frustrating. But I ain't skeeered. Super Bust-A-Move has caught my attention again, and of course all the Zelda games

Also Note: I'm a scrubby chick because I grew up with Mario, Dance to them beats, and read them books with the black and white doodles. I'm a Scrub... because I do what I want! When I drink, I either become ghetto or a wrestler. I love dancing and I think it's funny when people get pissed off when you're having more fun than them at a show. Jealousy is something I can not stand. I love swimming, being on top of stuff (mountains, buildings, on tall people's shoulders, etc), drawing, building things, and making people laugh. I'm a big-time people watcher. I live alone and have a job as a server. I just graduated with a BFA from Montevallo and I have no clue as to what to do next or where to go. I'm a dreamer, I like to believe. I'm more of a troublemaker than other believe.

CONTACT CRYSTAL TO INQUIRE ABOUT MODELING OR TO GIVE PROPS:
Official site: www.biggestletdown.com
MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/page73girl

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