NEWS UPDATE: SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 10TH 2008
PROJECT UPDATES, NEW MODELS, NEW AUDIO, NEW BOARD, NEW MERCH, EVERYTHING!
How-deeee, fellow scrubs, nerds, and underdogs alike! It's that time again for another update. And this one's a big one!
Coming March 1st will be the release of Noncents Vol. 2! Artwork and a complete track listing are being finalized right now, but expect 11-12 previously unreleased tracks such as the Soulja Boy parody hit "Scrubby Boy," the Scrub Club Megamix by DJ CutterJ, "Good As It Gets" by anna rexia, "Freedumb" by Hatter and former artist Wookie, two remixes from the scrapped Rewind and Refresh: Volume Two album, and more! Be on the lookout here and on our MySpace to know when the disc will be available for free download! Go there now to Check out the Scrub Club Megamix, I just uploaded it for you guys!
Also on the audio tip, the Sinister Six album is still underway, just waiting on a few more verses to be completed, and the artwork to be done.
I'm happy to report that Miss anna rex has re-invented her style and sharpened her skills like an executioner's axe! At our last meeting, she laid down a couple flows that blew us away. More recently, she has tracks with both Big Stephen and Freddy Grimes in the works, but will also be working on her awesome full-length release! You will seriously not believe how much this girl has grown with her flow. Anyone going to the March 22nd Twiztid show in Kansas City, Missouri? Make sure to find your homegirl anna and give her props!
The biography page in the "Artist Bios and Info" section is going to be growing over the next few updates, and right now you can check out an updated description of anna rexia. More artist bios are on the way! Click here if you're too lazy to scroll up.
Chester, formerly known as Werewolf to most, will now be joining me and Steve on stage at shows! He more than proved his ability (even while topless!) at Honey, I Shrunk the Show, and now he will be a powerful force on stage. Be prepared! He's also been deep into his guitar playing and music theory, and has even composed a few songs. Soon, that skill will be intertwined somehow with Scrub Club's music as well as a possible and very different guitar album.
Coming up hopefully soon will be an art gallery featuring the works of Shelshocker, DJ CutterJ (who will also be spinning on a few select days of the show), our homie Jarod Wright (who designed our badass Knuckle Sammich logo), and anna rexia. The place and dates have not been finalized yet, but when they are, we will make sure you know he details!
Time Paradox is making great progress, and we are still on schedule for a play test on March 1st! Soon after that, we will be having our launch party, hopefully with some special guests and prizes for the winners of our tournament!
As far as shows go, we are working on a few possibilities... but you people who live outside of Wichita... outside of Kansas... outside of the United States... and even outside of the known human universe... we have amazing news for you! We are working on doing a show specifically for YOU! It will not be just in any town, any venue... it will be available for everyone, all at one time! The very first ONLINE CONCERT! More information will be posted soon, including possible dates and more, along with an announcement for our own video channel here online. Expect live music, right up in your face... shout-outs, fan interaction, and not-so-superstars to get in on the fun! It's going to be original, it's going to be a blast, and it's going to be just for you, the people who can't afford a Backstreet Boys jet to fly down here to Kansas or Missouri to see us perform.
If you go to the "Other Fresh Content" section above or just simply click here for a shortcut, you will now find the Merch page, which will lead you to a spot where you can buy all sorts of goodies including clothes, shoes, and promos. We don't make a dime off of the merch, as another company makes and ships it. So as we're doing, feel free to spend your hard-earned tax return dollars to represent the Scrub way of life! Send in pictures of you sporting our gear and you'll make it onto our MySpace page and picture galleries! Expect TONS (almost literally) of new designs including separate artist shirts and even Time Paradox gear in the near future.
A couple contests are on the way, and everyone will have a chance to win. Subscribe to our MySpace page to get in on the action!
We have a few new models being adding to our Scrubby Chicks section very soon! You already know Zadeira, who has been needing to get her pictures in for almost a YEAR now (hahaha), but also take a peek at Meagan (on the left), who is not only a great model and cosplayer, but also an amazing designer, coder, and a major player in the gaming community! (No pun intended)
Click on each girl to check out their MySpaces. As soon as their galleries and/or downloads are up, we'll announce it here!
Two new photoshoots are in the works, one of them being each SCR member in their most natural habitats, and one being a Victorian-Era shoot recovered from an alternative timeline when Scrub Club was formed in 1897. Both are going to be insanely fresh and will be used in our new kits and promotional materials! Around the same time, I will be doing the shoot for my "Story of John Henry" album.
If you haven't seen them already, I uploaded 19 new videos to our Youtube channel! Go check out those random clips to conquer your boredom once and for all. You can either get there via the "Other Fresh Content" section above or by clicking here for our YouTube page. We will be uploading new movies on a constant basis now, so make sure to subscribe to our vids!
Our new official message board is now up and ready to be filled with your nonsense. Click here to find the board, or just find the big image you missed near the top of this post, ya big dummy! Haha. It only takes a few seconds to sign up, then you're good to go! Chat it up with your fellow Soldiers, talk directly to the Scrub Club themselves, open your mind to new outlooks on life, and meet new partners to collaborate with!
We are looking to do a massive amount of charity work and/or food drives, especially when performances are included. If you know of any organization looking for help, please let us know so we can support your cause.
Three, yes THREE new promotional kits are being designed. Two of them are top secret, but if you're an important partner on our list, you will be receiving them in the next few months or so. As for the third, it's for the fans! The Doggie Bags will be going out in the next few months as well... paper bags filled with goodies like stickers, buttons, our 2008 music sampler, our new color flyers, and even random steel No Dough pendants and other junk! Yeah! It's like getting a golden ticket! So if you see Doggie Bags coming your way, make sure to grab them up quick!
A giant chunk of collaborations are pending, including such artists as Rotten Mouth, A. Rival, F.I.L.T.H.E.E. Immigrants, KRT, MC Koga, Bulba, Minute Robot, Reverend Badger, MC Loki, Kompressor, DJ John, The Awful Show, and others. Stay tuned.
There is not a definite release date for "Fast Food For Thought," our spoken word album, but recordings are still underway. The disc is about a third done at the moment, and is sitting in the shadow of our current projects. But it's still to be expected! Very astounding mentals on this one.
We are currently open for Podcast interviews, spots, and the lending of music to your shows. Just hit me up through the contact info in the "Artist Bios and Info" section or email me here. We'd love to help your cast grow and share listeners!
Wow, what a massive update. Thanks for reading the whole thing! Get ready for a very productive 2008 with lots more surprises from me and the gang.
Much love!
"MadHatter 10/6"
